- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

The Oakland Raiders

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

when debbie meets downer

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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