What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

knock knock Dave's not here.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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