- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

This isn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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