- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A bar walks into a man

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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