Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Equal rights!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Anti Joke

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