Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

ask me if im a door yes

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

mexicans fishing

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

No your aunties a joke

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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