What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

whats worse than gill? nothing

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Jewwy Jewstein

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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