Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What's worse than this That :(

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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