Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A gay man watches football.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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