What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Sloths

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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