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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Tony Romo

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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