what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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