- Anti Joke

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why can't jokes spit?

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White men's rights

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.