- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

I once did something.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

which one is easiest

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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