— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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