what is red white and blue? the french flag

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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