- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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