- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Ain't idn't a word.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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