- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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