- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

I like touching my boobs

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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