One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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