Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Who's on first? Garvey.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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