Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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