why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Asian women drivers...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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