- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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