- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

I think everybody should have a penis.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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