Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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