- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

jd and zach loves vigina

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

wael.. nuff said

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

mitchell palmer sucks

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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