- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Justin beiber..

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Albert your flies undone.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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