What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Soccer...

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

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