What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Where's my tractor?

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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how much fish could a chicken

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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