A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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haha

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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I'm Polish.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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