19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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