Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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