- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Dumbledore dies.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

CAVE JOHNSON.

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