Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Asian women drivers...

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

whos district champs not JM

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Tough crowd tonight...

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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