Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

I have read the terms and conditions

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walks into a bar

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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