- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

If your reading this, youre not blind.

what's the difference between a duck?

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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