- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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