You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A chicken walked into the bar...

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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