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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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