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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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