what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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