2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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