- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

A paralysed man falls over.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

women's rights

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

You idiot thats 9 letters

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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