- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

whats your budget like? a budget.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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