What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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whats black and large -me

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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I love you

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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