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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Religionh

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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