- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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