What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Agent 47.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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